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How Have the Best Quickie Sex of Your Life

“If a quickie to you is mutual masturbation in the kitchen … Accept all of this as part of the fun. And, if the kids do come in, act accordingly. The dirty secret about the quickie is that it’s not …

Is ‘Holmes & Watson’ So Bad It’s Good?

Its script is replete with masturbation jokes, a lengthy vomit scene and a bizarrely … sung by Ferrell and Reilly near the movie’s end. There are fun cameos, including from the actor Billy Zane and …

Masturbating Otter Is Dead

He really knew how to have fun. The Oregon Zoo announced the ottererotic zoo-dweller’s passing on Thursday. According to the zoo’s press release, Eddie was rescued as a pup from the coast of Californi…

Why Is Children’s Masturbation Such a Secret?

That was helpful when, soon after, I acquired the original cast album of the musical “Hair,” which presented a new set of vocabulary challenges; at least I understood the line, “Masturbation can be fu…